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2018 ALCS. Game Fucking One!

Discussion in '2018 Red Sox Game Threads' started by Trotsky, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. Trotsky

    Trotsky Member SoSH Member

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    Fuckin' A. This is the real fucking deal! We gave the Fucking Mother-fucking Yankees a little tease because they're such sad fucks and it let them know what we can do in Game 3. No more feeling sorry for anyone... the Astros are tough... but they're from Houston. Which could very well be the worst fucking shit hole on the face of the planet. Sure... it's got some great art museums.... but so does NY.... and we just beat the living fucking snot out of those shit sticks. So fuck Houston. It's a giant fucking worthless oily shithole. Fuck the Astros! Fuck Verlander.
     
  2. koufax32

    koufax32 He'll cry if he wants to... SoSH Member

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    Kate Upton likes this.


    Also, win today.
     
  3. Saints Rest

    Saints Rest Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Houston being the 4th biggest city in the country is one of those stats that simply defies logic or understanding. Why would that many people want to live there? It’s an awful place.
    Time to make them all realize they should move to any one of a hundred cities in this country that are far better.
     
  4. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Houston has great art museums? More like fart museums, amirite? Hahahahahahaha!

    Crush these tools.
     
  5. norm from cheers

    norm from cheers Joe wants Trump to speak SoSH Member

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    Same roster as the ALDS (Moreland in)
     
  6. IHateDaveKerpen

    IHateDaveKerpen Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    I’m a native Houstonian. You guys are dicks.

    Go Sox.
     
  7. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    People who think that Houston is the worst city in the country have never been to Memphis. It's the second worst city.

    Play ball!
     
  8. 54thMA

    54thMA Member SoSH Member

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    Beat the Astors, fuck them and their one WS title, take it and embrace it, that's all you get.

    I have a customer from Texas who's a bandwagon Astors fan, here are some of the baseball related questions he's asked me;
    1.) Why doesn't the home team bat in the ninth when they are winning, doesn't seem fair to me.
    2.) What does it mean when they say a pitcher went 6 and 1/3, shouldn't it be 7 innings?
    3.) Why do they call the last guy who pitches in a game a closer, shouldn't he be called a finisher?
    4.) When a guy hit by a baseball while a runner is out, why is a guy who gets hit by a pitch allowed to take a base, shouldn't he be out too?

    I've been waiting for;
    5.) Is a baseball inflated or stuffed?

    Just beat the Astors, with fans like that, they don't deserve to move on.
     
  9. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    So you were smart and got out of that shithole.
     
  10. BigSoxFan

    BigSoxFan Member SoSH Member

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    So sorry...
     
  11. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    This is correct. They don't even HAVE a baseball team. The Orioles should move there.
     
  12. cheekydave

    cheekydave Member SoSH Member

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    Looking at a weather report, for those living in Boston, is it pouring right now? Is it supposed to stop this afternoon? Is the megatarp on!
     
  13. IHateDaveKerpen

    IHateDaveKerpen Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Agreed. Then the Yankees can move back to Baltimore.
     
  14. rajendra82

    rajendra82 Member SoSH Member

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  15. BaseballJones

    BaseballJones goalpost mover SoSH Member

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  16. bigq

    bigq Member SoSH Member

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    The best I can say about Houston is I had a pretty good meal there about ten years ago but I would say the restaurants in Boston are much better. Go Sox!!!
     
  17. Ed Hillel

    Ed Hillel Wants to be startin somethin SoSH Member

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    OH YAY FINALLY A NIGHT GAME THAT WILL KEEP ME AWAKE UNTIL 1 AM
     
  18. Lose Remerswaal

    Lose Remerswaal Leaves after the 8th inning Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Are they fucking motherfuckers, too? or just fuckers?
     
  19. IHateDaveKerpen

    IHateDaveKerpen Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Very much not the case. Houston has Boston beat on food.

    Boston has Houston beat on baseball.
     
  20. Curt S Loew

    Curt S Loew SoSH Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    STOP IT! YOU'RE GONNA JINX IT!
     
  21. IHateDaveKerpen

    IHateDaveKerpen Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    ...or is that precisely what I’m trying to do?!

    Sike. It isn’t. Go Sox.
     
  22. RGREELEY33

    RGREELEY33 Potty Mouth Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    Happy David Ortiz! David Ortiz! David Ortiz! Day!

    Win.
     
  23. NoXInNixon

    NoXInNixon Member SoSH Member

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    Here's what I want to know: How come the 76ers get all kinds of shit for "The Process" and being a non-sporting way of building a team, and yet for some reason no one ever mentions that the Astros blatantly tanked multiple seasons in order to get the #1 overall pick for three straight years? Fuck them. The highest draft pick on this team is like the 5th or 6th most important player on the team. (Not counting Price, because he wasn't our #1 overall pick.)
     
  24. bankshot1

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    thats a typo right?

    Shouldn't it be Houston has Boston beat on flood?

    Now let's wring the WATER out of these one-time wannabe's.

    We own the dirty water.

    GO SOX
     
  25. Lose Remerswaal

    Lose Remerswaal Leaves after the 8th inning Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    And then they broke into the Cardinals data base!!!
     
  26. cecil c

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    All the experts are picking the astros. These guys can hit verlander - would love to see Jackie with a little more swagger this series and Mookie to be mookie. All good. Between getting rid of Farrell and picking up martinez, these guys can get it done.

    Houston is too close to new orleans.
     
  27. The Filthy One

    The Filthy One Member SoSH Member

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    Houston also produced Nathan from Insecure, and fuuuuuuck that guy. Go Sox!
     
  28. cheekydave

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    Thanks BJ. Hope its warmed for Prices circulation. Feel like we are playing with House Money. The Yankees are Dead, Sox have won 3 rings this century, and in general, life is good. Can easily live with a loss to a great team Houston, looking forward to an Unsung Hero, who goes 8 for 16 totally unexpected.
     
  29. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Let's start thing off with an fucking win, yes?

    I love this team.
     
  30. NJ_Sox_Fan

    NJ_Sox_Fan Member SoSH Member

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    Just arrived and checked in to the Verb hotel behind Fenway .... Let's fucking go!
     
  31. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    It's bullshit. It's a selection effect that would be laughed off of the main board because its a statistical artifact of the definitions. We simply didn't have municipalities that big back then. They named their fucking airport after someone who was still living, ferchrissakes.

    So it's really just a function of them existing less long. Some might argue that because they are shiny and new they are superior. Others would argue that an older, wiser, savvier, more skilled polity might not have paved themselves over and turned themselves into a wading pool ready for the next hurricane.

    Show these misguided southern transplants how right living is done. Win this game.
     
  32. shawnrbu

    shawnrbu Member SoSH Member

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    Are the Sox wearing white or red jerseys today?

    Do they hand out rally towels at Fenway for the ALCS?
     
  33. E5 Yaz

    E5 Yaz Transcends message boarding Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Then they still wouldn't have a baseball team
     
  34. E5 Yaz

    E5 Yaz Transcends message boarding Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Is it backwards day?
     
  35. Adrian's Dome

    Adrian's Dome Member SoSH Member

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    Commence alcohol. Deletion of next 7 hours in progress.
     
  36. SemperFidelisSox

    SemperFidelisSox suzyn SoSH Member

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    Moreland on the roster. That’s a good sign. Going to need him bigly.

    Kevin Youkilis throwing out the first pitch.
     
  37. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Sun breaking through big time over Boston.
     
  38. ifmanis5

    ifmanis5 Member SoSH Member

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    This schedule is insane. And hopefully will keep going into Halloween...
     
  39. Trotsky

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    I still would like to see Devers get the start today... he looked decent in his only game against the F'inMF'inY's and think he has a better shot than Nunez at a big hit. Also one of the few bats to produce against the Stros in last post-season's gagortion.....
     
  40. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    Memphis and Houston are both much much better than hellholes like Cleveland, Buffalo, Toledo, Albuquerque, Lafayette, Little Rock, Pensacola, and many others.
     
  41. MakeMineMoxie

    MakeMineMoxie Member SoSH Member

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    You need better customers.
     
  42. Oil Can Dan

    Oil Can Dan Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Houston is stupid.

    Win.
     
  43. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

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    Gary, Indiana says fuck all of you
     
  44. joe dokes

    joe dokes Member SoSH Member

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    My wife grew up in Houston. I never let her forget it.
     
  45. Al Zarilla

    Al Zarilla Member SoSH Member

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    The best let’s goer there is, Tom Fucking Brady, is in town. Get him to address the team, Alex. Different motivations between the sports though. We don’t need Mookie trying to bowl over McCann or Stassi.

    Jump on these fuckers early.
     
  46. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    this is also true
     
  47. 54thMA

    54thMA Member SoSH Member

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    He spends a decent amount of cake with me, so I turn a blind eye to his baseball IQ being two above plant life.
     
  48. Sprowl

    Sprowl Emile de Becque Dope

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    Always such a pleasure to have the Astors visit. Instead of high tea, however, we will submarine them.

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  49. 54thMA

    54thMA Member SoSH Member

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    Indiana; corn on the left, corn on the right, corn on the left, hey look the golden dome, corn on the right for two hours.
     
  50. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Not that part of Indiana. It doesn't sustain life.
     

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