2016 PGA Tour $ League - Results and Trash Talking Thread

[Vegas Sox Fan]

ZURICH CLASSIC POWER RANKINGS

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
WayBackVaquez	5	10	102.60	13.20	11.58
AirborneSAS	6	1	129.17	8.67	9.08
Vegas Sox Fan	7	17	71.86	7.43	8.29
bostonbeerbelly	5	0	109.20	12.00	8.13
Zomp	5	5	96.80	8.00	6.52
Cshea	4	1	120.00	9.00	5.80
The Four Peters	5	17	88.80	5.60	4.73
BMHH	4	2	94.50	7.00	4.69
dan1864	3	11	91.67	10.33	4.45
jkelley34	4	9	61.00	7.50	4.37
Lupe Walewatch	3	10	56.33	7.00	4.20
FL4WL3SS	5	3	85.20	5.60	4.12
Dave Stapleton	6	10	90.50	3.67	3.93
DOTB	3	0	159.33	4.33	3.67
4 6 3 dp	3	1	72.33	8.00	3.57
Leon Trotsky	3	2	124.67	7.67	3.50
ezemerson	3	2	144.67	7.00	3.50
teddyKGB	5	5	74.20	4.40	3.40
BigMike	2	5	130.50	6.00	1.83
Average Reds	2	0	110.50	5.50	1.62

 

[Dave Stapleton]

I think there's a problem with the spreadsheet. It shows me in second and one shot out of the lead. That can be true.

 

[FL4WL3SS]

It'll fix itself tomorrow.

 

[Dave Stapleton]

It'll fix itself tomorrow.

I'm sure it will

 

[TFP]

You could just have a guy get DQed for missing his tee time, like I did. Combine that with another WD from Carl Shithead Pettersson, and that about sums up my team.

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

WELLS FARGO POWER RANKINGS

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
AirborneSAS	8	10	102.50	13.38	16.90
BigMike	7	18	114.29	13.86	16.40
Leon Trotsky	6	7	87.67	15.17	13.44
ezemerson	8	4	109.38	10.50	12.29
BMHH	5	1	86.60	14.40	11.42
Zomp	7	3	68.43	10.00	9.43
bostonbeerbelly	6	0	107.50	11.00	8.84
WayBackVaquez	6	7	117.17	9.67	8.26
Average Reds	6	11	66.33	9.17	8.01
jkelley34	4	3	92.50	10.75	6.93
Lupe Walewatch	5	3	122.40	8.00	6.83
dan1864	5	5	105.40	10.00	6.50
teddyKGB	6	10	64.17	7.17	6.08
Vegas Sox Fan	6	5	80.00	7.17	6.02
Cshea	4	8	120.00	7.00	5.32
The Four Peters	6	6	72.83	5.83	5.05
4 6 3 dp	4	1	49.25	8.25	4.92
DOTB	6	2	117.17	4.33	4.67
Dave Stapleton	5	20	78.20	5.80	4.48
FL4WL3SS	6	15	70.17	3.33	2.92

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I think I had like 19-20 points with Hahn getting the win. Was it enough, or did I lose while having the tournament winner for like the millionth time?

 

[WayBackVazquez]

You lost while having the tournament winner.

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

THE PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
4 6 3 dp	7	15	64.29	14.14	16.59
WayBackVaquez	7	1	88.71	17.14	15.77
AirborneSAS	6	10	69.83	17.17	14.43
BMHH	7	4	76.43	14.71	14.09
Leon Trotsky	6	6	71.00	17.67	13.87
Lupe Walewatch	8	20	96.00	10.25	13.61
Cshea	6	5	92.00	15.33	13.36
BigMike	5	9	83.40	18.20	12.57
bostonbeerbelly	6	4	71.17	17.00	12.30
DOTB	6	3	82.50	11.17	10.57
ezemerson	6	2	98.83	13.17	10.36
jkelley34	5	5	49.60	14.00	9.77
Average Reds	6	8	48.83	12.17	9.41
teddyKGB	7	15	63.86	9.86	8.76
Vegas Sox Fan	6	4	57.17	11.00	8.18
The Four Peters	8	17	88.13	7.00	7.27
dan1864	5	1	76.40	12.40	7.22
Zomp	5	11	46.20	10.40	6.04
FL4WL3SS	7	2	74.00	5.71	5.03
Dave Stapleton	5	2	50.20	7.00	4.79

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Steven Bowditch, once again, with the worst opening round of the entire field. Pretty sure it's a weekly occurrence at this point. Not sure I've ever seen a guy lose the ability to play as quickly as he has, with the exception of my own golf game. If i had taken pretty much anyone else in the 2nd round, I'd be doing pretty well in this thing.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I liked Snedeker better when he knew how to play golf. Like right before our league started this year.

 

[WayBackVazquez]

I don't know where my team ended up in the preseason FL4WL3SS rankings, but every one of them is at least on the board after two weeks. If Jason Day wins a tournament or two, I should be in business.

I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[FL4WL3SS]

My team is pretty good too.

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

BYRON NELSON POWER RANKINGS

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
Lupe Walewatch	5	4	75.60	10.60	8.25
AirborneSAS	5	7	134.40	12.20	7.38
Cshea	4	1	75.00	14.00	7.36
BMHH	6	2	83.17	10.33	7.19
jkelley34	5	2	79.00	10.20	6.71
Dave Stapleton	7	2	79.86	7.29	6.31
bostonbeerbelly	3	4	60.00	19.33	6.29
4 6 3 dp	4	15	64.25	12.75	6.23
Leon Trotsky	3	1	121.00	12.33	5.21
BigMike	3	3	151.33	10.33	4.92
DOTB	5	2	117.60	7.20	4.53
dan1864	3	0	80.67	12.33	4.23
FL4WL3SS	5	0	87.40	7.20	4.11
Average Reds	2	0	61.50	18.50	4.11
ezemerson	4	3	107.50	8.75	4.11
WayBackVaquez	3	0	108.67	10.00	4.00
Vegas Sox Fan	5	3	93.80	6.40	3.61
Zomp	3	0	103.33	8.67	3.23
teddyKGB	4	6	81.25	7.00	3.09
The Four Peters	3	0	81.00	6.00	1.82

 

[WayBackVazquez]

Who would ever have thought after he picked Robert Streb in the first round, that FL4WL3SS would be in last place at this point in the season? Golf's a funny game.

 

[FL4WL3SS]

Making a comeback, just you watch.

 

[Dave Stapleton]

All 7 of my crappy players are in. This is the week!!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Brendon Todd, a member of my quickly fading team might be the worst player on tour this year. 20 tournaments, 3 made cuts. THREE. And his finishes in those three have been T26, T83, T56(this giving me the single point I've gotten from him). He has missed 12 consecutive cuts.

Anybody want to try to top this record of futility?

 

[TFP]

Give Carl Pettersson a gander on my team. 15 tournaments, 4 cuts made, 3 W/D. If we limit to our season, 2 cuts made, 2 W/D.

He's horrible.

 

[cshea]

Bowditch has to be the worst.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Bowditch has to be the worst.

Full season stats--15 tourneys, 7 made cuts, 1 Top 10. Way better than Todd.

 

[Dave Stapleton]

Brendon Todd, a member of my quickly fading team might be the worst player on tour this year. 20 tournaments, 3 made cuts. THREE. And his finishes in those three have been T26, T83, T56(this giving me the single point I've gotten from him). He has missed 12 consecutive cuts.

Anybody want to try to top this record of futility?

Well there's one guy who has been participating in this league since its inception and hasn't sniffed a dollar. That's pretty futile.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Well there's one guy who has been participating in this league since its inception and hasn't sniffed a dollar. That's pretty futile.

So basically, you're our Brendon Todd

 

[Dave Stapleton]

So basically, you're our Brendon Todd

If you haven't figured it out trying for the reverse jinx.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

If you haven't figured it out trying for the reverse jinx.

How's that been working so far?

 

[Dave Stapleton]

How's that been working so far?

Ask me in about 30 minutes

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Ask me in about 30 minutes

Yeah, so about that...

 

[WayBackVazquez]

What am I missing? Doesn't Stapleton win with 18 points?

 

[cshea]

Yep, think he got the W by 1 point.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Ah yes, the playoff loser bonus points. Congrats, Dave.

 

[Dave Stapleton]

Woo hoo!!

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

Colonial Power Rankings

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
bostonbeerbelly	7	9	88.29	18.43	13.23
BMHH	6	16	67.00	18.00	12.41
ezemerson	7	8	122.14	12.86	9.77
WayBackVaquez	7	12	105.86	11.86	9.11
Average Reds	4	1	46.25	20.25	8.56
Zomp	6	6	62.50	12.00	7.96
Lupe Walewatch	5	7	75.60	11.00	7.37
The Four Peters	8	20	88.13	8.00	7.02
dan1864	5	8	97.80	13.00	6.82
teddyKGB	5	12	76.00	11.80	6.43
Leon Trotsky	3	2	111.67	16.67	6.32
FL4WL3SS	7	17	74.00	7.29	5.21
4 6 3 dp	4	3	73.50	10.50	4.45
BigMike	3	3	147.67	10.67	4.36
Dave Stapleton	5	0	86.00	7.20	4.16
jkelley34	3	15	40.67	13.67	4.10
Cshea	2	11	89.00	17.50	3.99
AirborneSAS	3	0	142.00	11.33	3.58
DOTB	4	8	113.50	5.75	3.27
Vegas Sox Fan	3	2	77.00	9.33	2.73

 

[Average Reds]

FWIW, I've got 5 guys going and not 2.

Only matters if your rankings are somehow linked to results. If not, no worries.

 

[TFP]

Woohoo, all 8 guys going. Let's see if I can set a new record for # of MCs in one week.

 

[bostonbeerbelly]

I have 7 instead of 6 as per above. Also learned that it is now called the Dean & Delucca.

 

[FL4WL3SS]

17 points last year? That's like, double, my highest point total this year. Sign me up.

 

[Dave Stapleton]

There's no way I could ever get two wins in row. No way.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Jordan Spieth is back...

 

[Deathofthebambino]

The legend grows. Going into 16 tied for the lead, he drops a 20+ sidewinder for birdie, chips in short side on 17 for birdie, and then makes a 44 footer for birdie on 18 to win by 3 shots. Shot 30 on the back 9, i believe. Outrageous stuff. More wins at age 22 than Tiger at the same time, 8. First win in Texas. Fun to watch.

 

[ifmanis5]

That was an impressive putting display.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

If my count is right, he had 9 putts and a chip in on the back 9. He had made 97 feet of putts through the 14th hole. With those last couple on 16 and 18, he made way over 150 feet of putts for the day. Just outrageous numbers.

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

THE MEMORIAL POWER RANKINGS

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
Leon Trotsky	7	14	71.43	21.43	17.11
WayBackVaquez	5	2	84.20	23.20	13.13
AirborneSAS	6	3	97.67	17.00	11.03
jkelley34	5	9	59.40	17.20	10.67
Average Reds	6	23	50.00	17.83	10.66
bostonbeerbelly	6	0	107.50	17.00	10.08
BigMike	4	0	141.00	17.75	8.67
Cshea	4	8	75.00	19.25	8.26
DOTB	4	8	81.75	14.00	7.89
ezemerson	4	2	91.75	17.75	7.58
The Four Peters	8	12	88.13	9.50	7.53
teddyKGB	6	3	56.83	12.00	7.48
BMHH	6	7	97.00	11.67	6.75
Lupe Walewatch	4	0	100.75	13.00	6.38
4 6 3 dp	3	7	60.67	18.00	5.46
dan1864	4	2	98.00	14.00	5.37
FL4WL3SS	6	10	61.00	8.50	4.80
Vegas Sox Fan	4	0	63.50	12.75	4.67
Zomp	3	8	21.67	15.33	4.52
Dave Stapleton	4	2	65.25	5.50	2.91

 

[TFP]

Another week with 8 guys! Let's see if I can build on my first double digit point week of the season.

 

[TFP]

Also, we do our mid-year drop/add after this weekend, right?

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

Yep, starts on Monday and takes effect starting with the US Open.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Can't wait to drop my 2nd round pick.

 

[TFP]

So are we doing Add/Drop in a separate thread?

 

[Average Reds]

So are we doing Add/Drop in a separate thread?

Given that all we've heard is a bunch of crickets in response to your question, Why don't we do it in this thread?

 

[Vegas Sox Fan]

US OPEN POWER RANKINGS

Team Name	Guys Playing	2015 Points	Avg. Draft Ranking	Avg 2016 Points	Team Total PPW
WayBackVaquez	4	5	79.75	34.00	13.82
4 6 3 dp	4	4	49.25	25.75	13.50
Leon Trotsky	6	8	69.17	21.67	13.37
BigMike	5	19	107.80	20.20	11.88
Cshea	5	20	108.60	18.20	11.60
BMHH	5	16	68.60	22.20	10.90
Average Reds	5	3	37.20	22.00	10.12
bostonbeerbelly	5	3	51.40	21.80	10.00
ezemerson	4	2	75.00	23.75	8.91
AirborneSAS	3	2	49.33	26.33	8.55
jkelley34	3	12	17.67	27.33	7.63
DOTB	4	0	93.75	15.50	7.56
Lupe Walewatch	3	10	25.33	20.00	6.97
Vegas Sox Fan	4	1	65.25	15.25	6.43
Dave Stapleton	3	4	28.67	19.33	6.31
Zomp	4	9	56.00	15.00	5.96
dan1864	2	1	32.00	30.50	5.22
teddyKGB	2	1	29.50	18.00	3.60
The Four Peters	2	3	38.50	15.50	2.56
FL4WL3SS	2	4	32.00	9.50	1.66

 

[TFP]

I have 3 guys going if you count Fitzpatrick who I picked up this week.