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10/17 - How do I live without you?

Discussion in 'Bruins Game Threads' started by TheShynessClinic, Oct 16, 2018.

  1. TheShynessClinic

    TheShynessClinic SoSH's Doug Neidermeyer SoSH Member

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    I'm ok with never taking a solid shit again this season if it means the Bruins go 97-1-0. I'm willing to take that kind of physical and emotional distress for you all.

    I should probably go to the ER, but I really hate waiting for things. Waiting is a form of suffering, and I'm not sure the suffering of waiting isn't worse than the suffering of constant liquid fire coming out of my ass. At least if I'm shitting I can use my phone. The hospital here doesn't get great cell phone service.

    To make matters worse, I had my Army physical fitness test today. 2 minutes of pushups. 2 minutes of situps. 2 mile run. 60 push-ups, 69 (nice) sit-ups, and a 14:25 minute run later, I was throwing up. I'm not sure if that was due to the physical exertion and the alcohol I drank last night, or if my butt issue is now a mouth issue too.

    Still better than being a Calgary fan, though.
     
  2. The Napkin

    The Napkin wise ass al kaprielian Dope SoSH Member

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    A few years back we spent a week in the Dominican over Thanksgiving. It was a great trip. Beautiful resort and beach, lovely weather, all around good times. Then Wednesday night I started having the shits. Every couple hours, up and out of bed and on the toilet. Felt okay, just shat liquid constantly. Eat some lunch? Back to the toilet. Snack? Toilet time. It laughed right through a bunch of Imodium and kept going. Sat we flew back and I'm still not sure how by something blessed me and I had just long enough of a respite that I got through the flight and customs and got home. Then it started right back up again. Kept going for a few more days and I finally called my dr. He wrote me a script for some uber-powered Imodium, some probiotics, and something else I can't remember. Couple days later I was fine. (Well, I stopped shitting liquid. Fine is relative.) But man, worst week of my life. So I feel you man.

    Still better than being a Calgary fan, though.
     
  3. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    That happened to me during a work trip in Barcelona a few years ago - paella lunch on the first day was not agreeable.

    For the rest of the trip, while the rest of the group was laughing and slapping and fiestaing and siestaing, I was stuck on a toilet with what felt like a pool ball in my colon. It went finally stopped the day we went to the airport to fly back.

    Questionable if it's better than being a Calgary fan, the Saddledome is pretty sweet and there's a casino pretty much attached.
     
  4. The Gray Eagle

    The Gray Eagle Member SoSH Member

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    How can I live without you, if it means I got to get a job?



    Too bad Dave Lowry doesn't play for the Calgary Flames anymore.
     
  5. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    I really are kind of a rock star in this way.

    I've still never really come back to the NHL for reasons that I myself don't fully understand. But I love the sport and I love watching how you guys in here follow the team.

    Go team.
     
  6. Dummy Hoy

    Dummy Hoy Angry Pissbum SoSH Member

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    I've heard Stampede week is something else though.
     
  7. NickEsasky

    NickEsasky Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em SoSH Member

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    It sounds like it's Stampede Week in TSC's intestines this week.
     
  8. Dummy Hoy

    Dummy Hoy Angry Pissbum SoSH Member

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    :drums:
     
  9. Over Guapo Grande

    Over Guapo Grande panty merchant SoSH Member

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    In the RMPS spirit of Weapons of Ass Destruction, which has been embraced by such stalwarts as TSC and Salem's Lot, I have been felled by a case of pissouttheanus recently. It started during P2 of Saturday's game, so I am ok with riding it out.
    I used to support the software that managed the employee scheduling at the Calgary Stampede. #Pissouttheanus is still better than that.
     
  10. MiracleOfO2704

    MiracleOfO2704 not AWOL SoSH Member

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    Maybe Calgary will still be too high to notice it’s game time.
     
  11. TheRealness

    TheRealness Don't make him go all Lucic on your ash SoSH Member

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    When you all say "solid shits" what do you mean? I feel I haven't had one solid piece of shit come out of my ass in years. It's always lumps of shit.

    As for Calgary (and all of Canada really), good on them. I need to win MegaMillions so I can invest in these weed companies. Stoners are going to make those stocks fucking skyrocket. So much fucking money to be made in both countries. The amount of people that secretly smoke weed and lie about it is likely staggering, and now all of them can legally get fucking lit.

    There is sooooooo much money to be made on this.
     
  12. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    Over/under on the number of jokes Jack makes about that during the broadcast tonight: 3.5
     
  13. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    Take a look at what's happening in Oregon. They let people go gung-ho, and a bunch of people are losing their $$$ because of how oversaturated the market is. Yes, pot is a huge market waiting to be tapped, but be a little bit cautious.

    I'd totally start a distillate/concentrate company if I had the chance though. That's where I think the money is. Not in growing or selling, but in taking the flower and turning it into different ways to use it, like edibles and concentrates (for vaping, etc).
     
  14. TheRealness

    TheRealness Don't make him go all Lucic on your ash SoSH Member

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    I agree with this. I am more interest in investing in a larger company than in a local pot shop. More specifically, a company that can integrate and use it in various forms (i.e. food, drinks, medicine, fabrics, etc.). There are a cubic fuck ton of uses for hemp, in addition to how they can now use the chemicals like THC (for the fun stuff) and CBD (for the medicinal stuff).

    My main concern, however, is it's federally illegal, so investing still comes with significant risks. Still, it's something I am interested in investing in with the right company.

    To bring this back to the Bruins, some day I am going to get my Dad to go to a pot shop in MA next time we are down there for a game and I really want to get him stoned. He used to be a hippy back in the 60s, so while it will likely only be funny for like 10 minutes, those 10 minutes would be totally worth it.
     
  15. LogansDad

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    I'm with you on this. It's been at least a decade since I've generated anything close to what I would consider a log. I'm not pissing out my ass all the time, but it's more like.... popcorn chicken or something. I'm legitimately jealous of most of these guys.

    Still wouldn't trade it for being a Calgary fan, though.
     
  16. TheShynessClinic

    TheShynessClinic SoSH's Doug Neidermeyer SoSH Member

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    Solid as in - if it landed on the ground whether in one piece or in many, it wouldn't immediately disintegrate.

    The stuff coming out of my ass closer resembles manhattan clam chowder, when I'd prefer fingerling potatoes.

    Shit, even mashed potatoes would be a step in the right direction.
     
  17. Boston Brawler

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    Imagine doing the new fitness test with your symptoms. That medicine ball throw and hanging leg tucks would be a challenge while trying to hold in liquid shit.
     
  18. joe dokes

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    Most doctors Ive spoken with on the subject say "consistency of toothpaste" is a sign of reasonable colon health and a good way to keep it that way.
    You dont want Flames.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. TheShynessClinic

    TheShynessClinic SoSH's Doug Neidermeyer SoSH Member

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    It would have been a...

    Shitty situation.
     
  20. catomatic

    catomatic thinks gen turgidson is super mean!!! SoSH Member

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    From the Sale thread, in case it was missed - this had me in stitches today.
     
  21. The Napkin

    The Napkin wise ass al kaprielian Dope SoSH Member

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    I’ll put my bank account on the under
     
  22. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Puck drop 15 minutes late, is Glen Wesley in the building or something?
     
  23. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    LOL "Because I Got High" as the first organ song
     
  24. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    The organ player just started with "Because I got high".
     
  25. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    I see my stream is a few seconds behind yours.
     
  26. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Awesome move by Donato, holy hell
     
  27. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    End to end - huge stop by Tuukka after a lazy play on the backcheck by Pastrnak
     
  28. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    That sequence had a number of good examples of B's players turning down a good shot to stickhandle to get a better shot. Sometimes I want the B's to shoot the damn puck, but moving to a better position to shoot is always good.

    Tuukka has l a t e r a l movement
     
  29. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Not a great decision by Donato to take it back behind the net, but that was real bad from Backes
     
  30. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Not great from Pastrnak either to give the puck away at the offensive blue line. Grzelcyk can't defend Tkachuk one-on-one odd-man
     
  31. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    Nothing Tuukka could do there.
     
  32. cshea

    cshea Member SoSH Member

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    Old school Miller there. Doing nothing.
     
  33. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    How many horseshoes are lodged in Smith's ass?
     
  34. Boston Brawler

    Boston Brawler Member SoSH Member

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  35. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Loose rebound ugh
     
  36. LogansDad

    LogansDad Member SoSH Member

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    Oh, that was bad.
     
  37. Jed Zeppelin

    Jed Zeppelin Member SoSH Member

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  38. Boston Brawler

    Boston Brawler Member SoSH Member

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    Well then. Fuck again
     
  39. LogansDad

    LogansDad Member SoSH Member

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    Worse goal.
     
  40. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Gotta get him outta there
     
  41. Jed Zeppelin

    Jed Zeppelin Member SoSH Member

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    Road games, shit.
     
  42. cshea

    cshea Member SoSH Member

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    GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA THERE
     
  43. cshea

    cshea Member SoSH Member

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    10-0 on NBCSN so far in 4 periods
     
  44. Boston Brawler

    Boston Brawler Member SoSH Member

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  45. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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  46. cshea

    cshea Member SoSH Member

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    He is good
     
  47. AMcGhie

    AMcGhie Set Adrift on Memory Bliss SoSH Member

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    Good response.
     
  48. LogansDad

    LogansDad Member SoSH Member

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    Oh good, replay.
     
  49. Boston Brawler

    Boston Brawler Member SoSH Member

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  50. PedroSpecialK

    PedroSpecialK Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Fuck, Bergeron looked off (maybe)?
     

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