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CaptainLaddie
post Jun 2 2008, 08:40 PM
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There's a few out there, but none are very pretty.

1 - Barry Bonds. Workout legend. Can hit the living crap out of the baseball. Has some legal troubles. Currently a free agent.
2 - Chris Carter. Currently has a 908 OPS at AAA. Is 25.
3 - Sean Casey. Loved by many. Not much power. Probably not the long-term answer at 1B/DH/LF.
4 - Brandon Moss. Can hit for power... when in Japan. Had some appendix problems.

Good luck, Theo.

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- CaptainLaddie   I Can Haz Barry Bonds (also known as "David Ortiz replacement options")   Jun 2 2008, 08:40 PM
- - DieHard3   Make Ramirez the DH, Brandon Moss is the new leftf...   Jun 2 2008, 08:49 PM
- - jsinger121   Sign Barry Bonds. Yes he is a scumbag but he is th...   Jun 2 2008, 08:53 PM
|- - redinchicago   QUOTE(jsinger121 @ Jun 2 2008, 06:53 PM) ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:00 PM
- - pk1627   This seriously sucks but the Sox survived a month ...   Jun 2 2008, 08:58 PM
- - Ananti   I want no part of Bonds. Talk to the Reds about D...   Jun 2 2008, 08:58 PM
- - rembrat   Do not sign Barry Bonds. Look towards Chris Carte...   Jun 2 2008, 08:59 PM
- - E5 Yaz   Work from within, for at least until the trade dea...   Jun 2 2008, 09:01 PM
- - NomarRS05   Nobody seems to like Helton, mainly because of the...   Jun 2 2008, 09:01 PM
|- - glennhoffmania   QUOTE(NomarRS05 @ Jun 2 2008, 10:01 PM) 1...   Jun 2 2008, 09:04 PM
|- - OCD SS   QUOTE(NomarRS05 @ Jun 2 2008, 10:01 PM) 1...   Jun 2 2008, 09:25 PM
- - Drocca   Would Bonds play here? I know he has nowhere else,...   Jun 2 2008, 09:08 PM
- - E5 Yaz   Now, if I were going to play the other side of the...   Jun 2 2008, 09:10 PM
- - bsj   He's been a black hole since 2006, but the slo...   Jun 2 2008, 09:13 PM
|- - NomarRS05   QUOTE(bsj @ Jun 2 2008, 10:13 PM) 1600531...   Jun 2 2008, 09:15 PM
|- - SoxScout   QUOTE(bsj @ Jun 2 2008, 10:13 PM) 1600531...   Jun 2 2008, 09:18 PM
- - Ananti   And also remember we aren't restricted to only...   Jun 2 2008, 09:16 PM
|- - Bowlerman9   QUOTE(Ananti @ Jun 2 2008, 10:16 PM) 1600...   Jun 2 2008, 09:23 PM
|- - OCD SS   QUOTE(Bowlerman9 @ Jun 2 2008, 10:23 PM) ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:28 PM
|- - NomarRS05   QUOTE(OCD SS @ Jun 2 2008, 10:28 PM) 1600...   Jun 2 2008, 09:31 PM
|- - OCD SS   QUOTE(NomarRS05 @ Jun 2 2008, 10:31 PM) 1...   Jun 2 2008, 10:34 PM
- - JimD   Deserved or not, Barry Bonds would never get a fai...   Jun 2 2008, 09:17 PM
|- - Fratboy   If Papi's done for the year, order the barcalo...   Jun 2 2008, 09:21 PM
- - URISoxFan   Helton currently plays 1st base, and the Sox have ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:18 PM
|- - E5 Yaz   QUOTE(URISoxFan @ Jun 3 2008, 02:18 AM) 1...   Jun 2 2008, 09:19 PM
- - Paul M   It's best to improve LF in this process and ke...   Jun 2 2008, 09:21 PM
- - Jack Brohammer Experience   I know Bonds is widely regarded as the poster boy ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:22 PM
- - CaptainLaddie   ESPN says the Sox are about to release a statement...   Jun 2 2008, 09:23 PM
|- - E5 Yaz   QUOTE(CaptainLaddie @ Jun 3 2008, 02:23 A...   Jun 2 2008, 09:25 PM
- - Paul M   Oh, and here are two options: Adam Lind--pros, LH...   Jun 2 2008, 09:26 PM
- - satyadaimoku   Yeah, remember that we have two DHs on this team, ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:27 PM
- - Drocca   Bring Moss up as the 4th OF. Ellsbury/Coco/Drew. ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:30 PM
- - saintnick912   I think we'll see a lot more of Manny at DH, E...   Jun 2 2008, 09:32 PM
- - Remagellan   If this management is as smart as they are suppose...   Jun 2 2008, 09:32 PM
|- - E5 Yaz   QUOTE(Remagellan @ Jun 3 2008, 02:32 AM) ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:35 PM
- - Paul M   Three more ideas: Raul Ibanez--lousy, lousy with ...   Jun 2 2008, 09:32 PM
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- - BCsMightyJoeYoung   In many ways this can be viewed as an opportunity....   Jun 3 2008, 07:25 AM
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|- - Buzzkill Pauley   QUOTE(Rudy Pemberton @ Jun 3 2008, 09:10 ...   Jun 3 2008, 08:48 AM
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