ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)

Al Zarilla · Oct 16, 2017

Against us Correa breaks a windshield on Lansdowne Street there.

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

on the bright side, the longer the series goes, the greater the chances that Judge puts the postseason K record permanently out of reach

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

gedman211 said:
on the bright side, the longer the series goes, the greater the chances that Judge puts the postseason K record permanently out of reach

You're related to Blue Monkey, aren't you?

Al Zarilla · Oct 16, 2017

Gotta have that.

- Eck

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

BS!!!

mauidano · Oct 16, 2017

Guccione is high. Not even close dude.

fineyoungarm · Oct 16, 2017

mauidano · Oct 16, 2017

Got it right. What took so long. Joe Buck giving Guccione the business.

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

are they getting hosed by the umps on consecutive ABs

aksoxfan · Oct 16, 2017

Buck is tiresome.

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

good job

fineyoungarm · Oct 16, 2017

Bernie Madoff's wife at the game.

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

CC. Shutout.

fineyoungarm · Oct 16, 2017

E5 Yaz said:
CC. Shutout.

Complete game.

fineyoungarm · Oct 16, 2017

Blue Monkey · Oct 16, 2017

E5 Yaz said:
You're related to Blue Monkey, aren't you?

Wtf?

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

ESPN Gamecast had that Gurriel flyout going further than Frazier's home run

Tim Salmon · Oct 16, 2017

fineyoungarm said:
Bernie Madoff's wife at the game.

She should be rotting in a prison.

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

PhilPlantier said:
She should be rotting in a prison.

That's what she's doing

BigSoxFan · Oct 16, 2017

Less than impressed with Astros offense right now

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

Oh well. Fortunately for the Stros they only have to face one 40 yo 350lb recovering alcoholic who can barely touch 90mph in this series.

fineyoungarm · Oct 16, 2017

BigSoxFan said:
Less than impressed with Astros offense right now

"Who cares what you think?' - John Jacob Astor

InsideTheParker · Oct 16, 2017

Who played LF in Houston? Left-handed?

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

let me guess..contract year for Maybin?

SemperFidelisSox · Oct 16, 2017

I don’t think this is a fluke. NYY shut down the Indians superstars for the most part and have done it to Houston through three games.

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

workin the double hurricane karma

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

SemperFidelisSox said:
I don’t think this is a fluke. NYY shut down the Indians superstars for the most part and have done it to Houston through three games.

Yep. This series will come down to the Astros starting pitching

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

InsideTheParker said:
Who played LF in Houston? Left-handed?

MArwin

patoaflac · Oct 16, 2017

Kraft at the game?

snowmanny · Oct 16, 2017

SemperFidelisSox said:
I don’t think this is a fluke. NYY shut down the Indians superstars for the most part and have done it to Houston through three games.

They have? Altuve and Correa have been fine.

BigSoxFan · Oct 16, 2017

E5 Yaz said:
Yep. This series will come down to the Astros starting pitching

Or their pen...

Gulp.

SemperFidelisSox · Oct 16, 2017

snowmanny said:
They have? Altuve and Correa have been fine.

Mostly singles and solo shots.

Don Bradman · Oct 16, 2017

snowmanny said:
They have? Altuve and Correa have been fine.

Yeah, but no one else has done anything

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

Key moment right here

BigSoxFan · Oct 16, 2017

Shit luck for Morton tonight

NJ_Sox_Fan · Oct 16, 2017

Yanks have 4 runs and haven't hit a ball hard yet

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

Yeah, this one's over. Houston isn't getting close to four runs tonight

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

gotta question that positioning

twibnotes · Oct 16, 2017

Morton is pissing down his leg

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · Oct 16, 2017

NJ_Sox_Fan said:
Yanks have 4 runs and haven't hit a ball hard yet

I've been trying to think of a hard hit ball and I honestly can't come up with one.

SemperFidelisSox · Oct 16, 2017

Fire Cora.

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat said:
I've been trying to think of a hard hit ball and I honestly can't come up with one.

Had to be plenty, since he's been pissing down his leg

dhellers · Oct 16, 2017

DeadlySplitter said:
I don't know who I hate the most... Didi Gregorius, Aaron Hicks, Gary Sanchez, CC "renaissance" Sabathia

Are you messed up? How can you possibly leave Gardner and Frazier off that list?

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

the Judge K hat trick is still a possibility

gedman211 · Oct 16, 2017

Todd Frazier is absolutely a lost bastard child of Archie Manning

patoaflac · Oct 16, 2017

dhellers said:
Are you messed up? How can you possibly leave Gardner and Frazier off that list?

Castro

E5 Yaz · Oct 16, 2017

gedman211 said:
the Judge K hat trick is still a possibility

I have to give you credit. No matter how deep a hole you put yourself in, you keeping trying to dig yourself out

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · Oct 16, 2017

E5 Yaz said:
Had to be plenty, since he's been pissing down his leg

And he pissed hard

twibnotes · Oct 16, 2017

E5 Yaz said:
Had to be plenty, since he's been pissing down his leg

I may have overreacted but you can't hit Gardner there - that was a bad job

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