Protecting the Shields -- The Nick Cafardo Thread

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Between this thread and the FBOFW thread, you produce some of my favorite comments on this site. Do not stop. You are a next level hater, thoughtful and eloquent while still holding onto enough rage to be inspired. You deserve to be celebrated.
I appreciate what you do here, the fact that you read his drivel and comment intelligently on it means I don't have to.
I know I've said this before but this thread and the PK thread are must read for me when I see they are bumped.
Thanks JMOH. I was a frequent critic early in the days of this thread, but at some point, I realized that I was still getting the Globe mostly for the sports section, but the content just wan't enough to make it worthwhile for me anymore. And I just gave up. I stopped getting it delivered during the week, then Saturdays, and finally Sundays. I admire your focus and dedication to something that I gave up on. At least you give me the ragey-cliff-notes version and I can go online and see it for myself if what you write inspires enough angry curiosity.
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I'd echo JMOH's thoughts as well, only differences would be the following:
1. My notes column following goes back to 1972, the beginning.
2. I've hated Cafardo since he covered the Pats. Same shit, different sport. He also made a snide crack about the Pats run being over, can't remember exactly what it was. Only that he made it circa 2006. Looks like his prediction is going to be off by a decade or two.
 

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I have fond memories of Gammons, Whitesise, and Edes, but never bothered with Cafardo because I never liked his football coverage. Yet, I look forward to reading this thread every week, and JMOH is a large part of why I love coming to it.
 

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I'd echo JMOH's thoughts as well, only differences would be the following:
1. My notes column following goes back to 1972, the beginning.
2. I've hated Cafardo since he covered the Pats. Same shit, different sport. He also made a snide crack about the Pats run being over, can't remember exactly what it was. Only that he made it circa 2006. Looks like his prediction is going to be off by a decade or two.

Same here. Late 70s. And a brief stint as a reporter. We still get the Sunday Glob delivered. And I still read the sports section first. Farking Cafardo approximates shooting fish in a barrel. But so what. Its 20 minutes out of my Sunday morning. And then another few reading the takes here.
In an odd way, it helps keep me sharp. When Cafardo writes, "so-and-so only hit 225 off of closers last year, demonstrating that he lacks toughness and grit," my first instinct is to try and find what the rest of the league does against "closers," which usually leads to the conclusion that old so-and-so is actually pretty good.
 

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5. The composition of the competition committee is missing scouts, who know more about baseball than anyone, and umpires. Smart people such as Theo Epstein, Joe Girardi, Buck Showalter, Dave Roberts, Mike Matheny, etc., are involved, but scouts and umpires see baseball from a unique perspective.
 

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That's definitely a fair question. I can give you the "humorous" answer where I'd say that I'm a masochist and enjoy fucking up my Sunday each and every week.

Or I can be straight and tell you that I've read the Sunday Boston Globe practically every weekend since 1986. It's something I did with my Dad, it's something I did with my college roommates, it's something that I do with my wife. I know that I can read the paper online if I want, but I like that hour or so every Sunday where I can stretch out on the couch, shuffle sections back and forth and read the paper. Prior to my current job, I was a reporter for a mid-sized weekly newspaper. I like the printed word.

Since 1986, the Baseball Notes column has been my favorite thing written each week. From Peter Gammons to Larry Whiteside to Gordon Edes (I may have inadvertently missed someone along the lines), it was a treasure trove of baseball thought, tid-bits and stories from guys who were extremely well-connected and had a passion for baseball. They wrote intelligently and they wrote truthfully.

I'm not sure when Cafardo picked up this beat, but he's destroyed it (and I don't think I'm being hyperbolic). The Boston Globe's Baseball Notes is now filled with unimaginative "thought pieces" (Top 30 Managers Ranked!), silly and stupid trade possibilities, written hand jobs for Cafardo's buddies, weekly vengeance for people who don't speak to him and Quixotic defenses on "wars" that have been decided years ago (Moneyball, scouts vs. nerds!). It's embarrassing. To top it off, he writes with the skill of a fourth-grader who's finishing his assignment on the bus to school.

Nick Cafardo should not be writing these columns. Alex Speir or Peter Abraham or any number of people would do this job so much better than Nick Cafardo. This Baseball Notes column is no longer the top of its profession, it's a joke. And so, yes, when I read it now I get pissed not because it's not Gammons' quality, but because it's zero quality. It's slapdash and self-serving. It's boring and at the same time incredibly dumb. It's written by a man who stopped learning things in 1989 and that sucks.

If you don't agree, I'm not sure I can convince you. But, I think that when I write about Cafardo, I at least try to take apart what he wrote that particular week rather than acting like a broken record. However, maybe I don't. It is cathartic to me because I don't think that my wife cares about a baseball reporter nearly as much as most people here do.
This is such a great answer to a tremendously stupid question.

Noting the particular insanity that is the Cafardo-at-the-Globe situation is the exact sort of thing I come here for.
 

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It’s similar to when David Ortiz irked some opponents, particularly the Rays’ Chris Archer, when he flipped his bat and slowly trotted around the bases following a home run. You could say Ortiz had more of a right to do what he did because of his résumé, and it was his style. But it’s Bautista’s style, as well. And his résumé isn’t bad, either. It’s a bat flip, for goodness sake. What harm is there?
Holy crap, Nick isn't vehemently anti-bat flip. Of course you have to have the résumé to back up the flip, which I guess means you have to be a potential Hall of Fame inductee and not some bum ass rook who hasn't earned the right. Still surprising.

1. Oakland infielder Jed Lowrie has a suggestion on a compromise for the defensive shift, which players generally hate. Lowrie believes MLB should allow shifting but “make it mandatory for all the fielders to have to stay in the infield.” Lowrie believes an infielder playing in short right field takes away offense, and fans come to watch offense rather than see a big lefthanded hitter ground out to right field. While I’d like to see the total elimination of shifts, I could certainly live with Lowrie’s proposal.
What? Jed. Nick. Taking away offense is the entire point. Nobody gives a shit if a big left handed slugger gets a few singles taken off their stat line. Gritty sluggers hit dingers, not singles. We all watched the era of cartoon baseball when your average slugger was sporting 24" pythons and it was an aesthetically ugly brand of baseball. Do we really need to take away one of the few concepts that give the pitcher an advantage? Can Cafardo really not connect the dots between pace of play/length of games and making it harder for teams to make outs?
 

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5. The composition of the competition committee is missing scouts, who know more about baseball than anyone, and umpires. Smart people such as Theo Epstein, Joe Girardi, Buck Showalter, Dave Roberts, Mike Matheny, etc., are involved, but scouts and umpires see baseball from a unique perspective.
I actually think Nick has a point here. If you are attempting to include stakeholders in the pace of game discussions why exclude umpires? They are the one authority figure on the field who could actually ensure that the games move at a crisp pace
 

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I actually think Nick has a point here. If you are attempting to include stakeholders in the pace of game discussions why exclude umpires? They are the one authority figure on the field who could actually ensure that the games move at a crisp pace
Yeah, but that's entirely separate than why I pulled out the quote
 

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But it is so rare that Nick actually has a point that makes sense(maybe the first time in 10 years) that I thought it should be highlighted and duly noted. Go back to your normally scheduled programming of Carfardo bashing.
 

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The placeholder image on Cafardo's Globe page always cracks me up. Nick in an empty Fenway wistfully looking towards the playing field thinking about all the gritty players who played the game the right way. All the scouts who pounded the pavement from Peoria to Port St. Lucie. A simpler time where teams didn't use shifts, men had haircuts you could set your watch to, and when teams weren't afraid to give over the hill aging vets contracts for past performance. The good ol' days.

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Nick's continuing war against defensive shifts is amusing in its obstinacy. God forbid the game evolve in any way.
And there are ways around the shifts! It's not like someone built a brick wall from second to first. You could bunt down the third baseline literally anytime a shift is presented to you. Do that five or six times in a row and there won't be a shift.
 

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I was thinking about this a bit this morning and what's a defensive shift? It's nothing more than an adjustment. Baseball, and all of sports, are full of adjustments. A player comes up to the majors and hits a bunch of fastballs, word gets out and soon pitchers are throwing him nothing but slop. The player either adjusts or he's back in Pawtucket.

Football teams don't throw (or run) on every down. Hockey teams don't run the same line game after game after game if things aren't working (well, the Bruins might but ...). Basketball teams don't run the same play every time down the court. If teams did this, it would a. be stopped immediately by the opposition and b. be boring as fuck.

It's up to the hitter to beat the shift and ADJUST his thinking. These guys are experts, they can take the ball to the other side of the field or they can bunt or they can work a walk. All they have to do is anything but pull the thing into the shift. But for some reason, Nick finds the idea of one professional adjusting to the tendencies of another professional maddening and I'm not sure why. The only argument that he's come up with is that "Offense is fun!".

The job of the defense is to stop the offense, this is true in all sports. Why is this any different than putting a goalie in a hockey net (offense is fun!) or matching defensive backs against wide receivers (Again, offense is fun!)?

Cafardo is a shallow thinker, but even this quest he's on is Mr. Turtle-esque, even for him.
 

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I was thinking about this a bit this morning and what's a defensive shift? It's nothing more than an adjustment. Baseball, and all of sports, are full of adjustments. A player comes up to the majors and hits a bunch of fastballs, word gets out and soon pitchers are throwing him nothing but slop. The player either adjusts or he's back in Pawtucket.

Football teams don't throw (or run) on every down. Hockey teams don't run the same line game after game after game if things aren't working (well, the Bruins might but ...). Basketball teams don't run the same play every time down the court. If teams did this, it would a. be stopped immediately by the opposition and b. be boring as fuck.

It's up to the hitter to beat the shift and ADJUST his thinking. These guys are experts, they can take the ball to the other side of the field or they can bunt or they can work a walk. All they have to do is anything but pull the thing into the shift. But for some reason, Nick finds the idea of one professional adjusting to the tendencies of another professional maddening and I'm not sure why. The only argument that he's come up with is that "Offense is fun!".

The job of the defense is to stop the offense, this is true in all sports. Why is this any different than putting a goalie in a hockey net (offense is fun!) or matching defensive backs against wide receivers (Again, offense is fun!)?

Cafardo is a shallow thinker, but even this quest he's on is Mr. Turtle-esque, even for him.
To Nick shifts are a gimmick, like statistical analysis or the internet. He hates these non-scouts trying to be smarter than everyone. We should just ban them.
 

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To Nick shifts are a gimmick, like statistical analysis or the internet. He hates these non-scouts trying to be smarter than everyone. We should just ban them.
A coincidence to good to ignore, courtesy of wikipedia:

In 1885, St. Nicholas, a children's magazine, featured a story entitled, "How Science Won the Game". It told of how a boy pitcher mastered the curveball to defeat the opposing batters.[15] In the early years of the sport, use of the curveball was thought to be dishonest and was outlawed,[citation needed] but officials could not do much to stop pitchers from using it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curveball#History
 

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To Nick shifts are a gimmick, like statistical analysis or the internet. He hates these non-scouts trying to be smarter than everyone. We should just ban them.
You're right, Nick is just really resistant to change.

If this was 40 years ago, he'd probably be railing against the DH.
If this was 55 years ago, he'd hate California baseball and expansion.
If this was 70 years ago, he'd wonder why integration was a big deal*.

* I'm not suggesting that Cafardo is racist. For all of his foibles, that's something you can't pin on him. But the dude loves the status quo more than anyone in the world. Integration was the ultimate game changer.
 

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Further to JMOH's point: infielders have been "shifting" against various hitters for roughly 150 years. So how many steps is an infielder allowed to take from his "standard" position before Nick starts shaking his fist at the sky? 3-5 steps is probably permissible, but is 10 too many? Is more than 15 steps being unfair/mean to the hitter? (And what about outfielders? Are they allowed to do anything more than "shade" a hitter one way or the other?)
 

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Further to JMOH's point: infielders have been "shifting" against various hitters for roughly 150 years. So how many steps is an infielder allowed to take from his "standard" position before Nick starts shaking his fist at the sky? 3-5 steps is probably permissible, but is 10 too many? Is more than 15 steps being unfair/mean to the hitter? (And what about outfielders? Are they allowed to do anything more than "shade" a hitter one way or the other?)
The first step is determining what the "standard" position actually is. Does the handedness of the hitter affect that standard (shading to pull, etc)? Does playing the infield in with a runner on third count as a shift? Will playing the corners in in a bunt situation be outlawed? What about middle infield at double play depth? Should infielders be allowed to hold runners on if it takes them away from the standard position?

If Cafardo or anyone else who hates shifts actually sat down and tried to define what should and shouldn't be allowed as "shifts", they'd either drive themselves nuts with the details or they'd realize the folly of the attempt and give up the crusade.
 

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The "Williams Shift" from 1946



Obviously, those who talk about being against the shift are talking about extreme examples. But that's what makes it just absurd. They don't want the outfielders to play precisely straight-away for every hitter, or not to be able to play shallower when a throw to the plate is critical. They don't want to stop being able to bring the infield in, or put on the rotation play to cover bases in bunt situations. They're just against one variation of the shift, which is a ridiculous stance to take.

It's like saying pitchers can throw fastballs, but not on the inside half of the plate.
 

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That graphic depicts something far more radical than what we're seeing in today's game. The leftfielder is basically at deep short. The second baseman looks deeper and far closer to the line than the modern shift. Nick would develop a permanent eye twitch if team's shifted like that today.
 

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That graphic depicts something far more radical than what we're seeing in today's game. The leftfielder is basically at deep short. The second baseman looks deeper and far closer to the line than the modern shift. Nick would develop a permanent eye twitch if team's shifted like that today.
Did Ted Williams really pull that many balls directly down the line that it would make that shift effective?
 

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I'm not 100% sure about the ED, but according to Montville's biography on Williams (which if you haven't read, you really, really, really should -- it's an excellent book), Teddy Ballgame was too prideful to hit the ball the other way when the shift was on. He wanted to hit the ball so hard that he rammed it down the fielder's throats.

Or something equally as poetic.

Which, to bring this back to Cafardo, is a gigantic difference in the mindset between people like Williams--all athletes really--(Put any defense you want on me, I'll find a way through it!) and Cafardo (This isn't fair! Outlaw it! NOW!).
 

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Are there any baseball innovations Nick actually likes?

Also, I recall Nick writing a few ballwash reviews of 'smart, innovative' Joe Maddon when he was managing the Rays and used to shift a lot (he has recently done a lot less of that). But if Joe was smart for shifting then why would it be bad?
 

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Are there any baseball innovations Nick actually likes?

Also, I recall Nick writing a few ballwash reviews of 'smart, innovative' Joe Maddon when he was managing the Rays and used to shift a lot (he has recently done a lot less of that). But if Joe was smart for shifting then why would it be bad?

Joe has the SmartGlasses, so its ok.
 

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I'm not 100% sure about the ED, but according to Montville's biography on Williams (which if you haven't read, you really, really, really should -- it's an excellent book), Teddy Ballgame was too prideful to hit the ball the other way when the shift was on. He wanted to hit the ball so hard that he rammed it down the fielder's throats.

Or something equally as poetic.

Which, to bring this back to Cafardo, is a gigantic difference in the mindset between people like Williams--all athletes really--(Put any defense you want on me, I'll find a way through it!) and Cafardo (This isn't fair! Outlaw it! NOW!).
You're thinking about the exchange between Williams and Ty Cobb in Montville's book. Cobb told Williams that he should just bunt down the line every time against the shift but Williams didn't want to do it because he felt like it was his obligation as a slugger to provide extra base hits for the team and not just weak singles.
 

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Not to take this too far off track, but Teddy Ballgame went the other way (against Cleveland) for an inside-the-park HR that was the only run in the game clinching the 1946 pennant
 

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Rare that anything I read by Nick teaches me something--and I assume he's not the only one who has reported this--but this was pretty incredible, I thought:

8. Blaine Boyer, who was recently added to the Red Sox bullpen and pitched Tuesday night, was involved in quite an endeavor with former White Sox and Red Sox first baseman Adam LaRoche before the 2016 season. Boyer and LaRoche were involved in Exodus Road, a non-profit organization that supports interventions and rescues young women being used as sex slaves. He and LaRoche spent 10 days overseas in brothels looking for underage girls to free from slavery and they succeeded. The two never revealed the area of the world they did this as not to publicize a horrible situation. The work was rewarding, but dangerous.
 

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Every hitting coach has a little bit different approach, and perhaps there was something mechanically different in Benintendi’s swing from earlier in the season.
If only there were people whose only job was to ask questions of players and coaches to help get answers to such mysteries.

So we don't know who helped Benintendi get *out* of his slump. But Nick is damn sure who got him into it. (Hint: It wasn't computers; and apparently not video either).
The scouts had issued their advance reports with data about where he likes to be pitched and where he doesn’t. What can you get him out with? Where are the weaknesses in his swing, and where is he susceptible?
https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2017/06/04/andrew-benintendi-rediscovers-stroke-win/g0JFGMxGkeSmoa2m6MSyJO/story.html
 

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Yes, to speed up play. What would that save, 30 seconds? The cart is not sitting in the bullpen waiting for the reliever to jump in.
 

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Yes, to speed up play. What would that save, 30 seconds? The cart is not sitting in the bullpen waiting for the reliever to jump in.
No way it saves any time. By the time they get the car out of where ever they store it (where would that be at Fenway?), the pitcher gets in, and it drives him to the infield, he could have jogged in and probably thrown a warm up pitch or two. It's probably a wash at best.
 

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I kind of like the bullpen car idea but purely for nostalgia it absolutely wouldn't speed up play and I don't ever see it happening.
I believe they used to keep the it in the runway where they keep the tarp which is where it would have to go it if ever came back.
 

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I kind of like the bullpen car idea but purely for nostalgia it absolutely wouldn't speed up play and I don't ever see it happening.
I believe they used to keep the it in the runway where they keep the tarp which is where it would have to go it if ever came back.
It would be cool if they had bullpen cars on a day they are wearing retro jerseys or something like that. Not all the time.
 

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No way it saves any time. By the time they get the car out of where ever they store it (where would that be at Fenway?), the pitcher gets in, and it drives him to the infield, he could have jogged in and probably thrown a warm up pitch or two. It's probably a wash at best.
Historically it was kept in that runway where the ground crew hangs out near the tarp. They narrowed that alley a few years back so I'm not sure it would fit there anymore.

The cart is still parked just inside of Gate A, though, IIRC, after a few years being at Twins Souvenirs, across the street.
 
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