I certainly understand the sentiment here. The overall pace of the off season is certainly a downer. When you combine that with the front office/media/social media shit show that seems to grow daily and all any of us wants is something that's going to make us feel good or at the very least give us a better idea of what the team's makeup will be as we near spring training. Specific to your suggestion, the problem is that there's not a single thread here that doesn't go off the rails to some extent. Some are worse than others, but I guess that's an unfortunate truth of most discussions.
A bunch of us are at a party and someone asks where Fred is. Yeah where's Fred, it's not like him to miss one of our gatherings. Oh you didn't hear? Fred got in a bad car wreck a couple of days ago. Dude's in rough shape, it was touch and go for a while. It looks like he's going to pull through, but he's pretty fucked up and is going to have a lot of long lasting issues. Jesus, that's awful. I really like Fred and his wife Susan. Yeah, I like Susan too. Such a sweetheart, they make a great couple. Yeah, but that sister of her's is a trip. Oh you mean Liz? Don't get me started on her. She started acting really strange a couple of years ago. You noticed it too? I thought it was just me, but ever since she got divorced from Charlie she's just been attracted an endless parade of losers. Lord knows what that girl's up to, but she looks like Hell. Yes and her parents are just sick over all of it. Good folks her parents, didn't Susan and Liz have a brother as well. Oh yeah, Jimmy. He was quite a bit older I think he moved out to California, had a successful limo business. When covid shut down much of the entertainment biz his company went belly up. Shit that's horrible. You think that's bad, did you hear about.....
WHAT ABOUT FRED??? WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FRED!!!