Esteban Loaiza arrested with 20 kilos of heroin & cocaine

santadevil

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How hard could it be?

You're just the middle-man, buy it from the source, resell it to the consumer at a huge markup, count your profits.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
 

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Still having a more successful post-MLB career than Derek Jeter.
 

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He's a native of Mexico. Something something Wall homer going over wall drugs drug-dealers Wall Mexico will pay for the Wall pun.
 

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Dude made $43M in his 14-year career, you wonder what the heck has happened to him.
Stories like this test my nearly absolute philosophical objection to the death penalty.

Fuck this guy. Hope spends the rest of his productive life in prison.
 

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Stories like this test my nearly absolute philosophical objection to the death penalty.

Fuck this guy. Hope spends the rest of his productive life in prison.
The line is “drug courier”?

For the frickin’ death penalty?

I mean, one could argue this isn’t even the worst thing he’s ever done.
 

Marciano490

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The line is “drug courier”?

For the frickin’ death penalty?

I mean, one could argue this isn’t even the worst thing he’s ever done.
It's Ash Wednesday, the time of year Catholics refuse to forgive others and root for the death penalty.
 

Hank Scorpio

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It's Ash Wednesday, the time of year Catholics refuse to forgive others and root for the death penalty.
I think the better solution is to get a DEA agent to coax an apology from him, and then tell him, "well, sorry's not gonna cut it, Mister. Now I'm going to sit here and watch you snort every last cocaine, and then you tell me if you think what you did was a good idea."
 

Marciano490

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I think the better solution is to get a DEA agent to coax an apology from him, and then tell him, "well, sorry's not gonna cut it, Mister. Now I'm going to sit here and watch you snort every last cocaine, and then you tell me if you think what you did was a good idea."
Reminds me of the joke from Layer Cake - if I catch you doing that again I’m gonna run your nose in it.