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Socialism for the rich has worked so well in the U.S. that now the poor want it too!
"The Warriors won, so I guess your household must be pretty happy" —Donald Sutherland
"Well if the precedent is Fergie Jenkins, I'm cool with it." —Rasputin
Every monkey wants to rule the world.
Did we ever find out why the monkey in the Tears For Fears video was wearing a Red Sox jersey?
I coach high school in Saskatoon Canada. I used to be assistant at University of Saskatchewan. We have a big rivalry game tomorrow.
Hey agreed 100% with your Hubie comment. So as basketball lifer do you coach?
Yes. I'm currently a girls varsity head coach in Virginia. You?
French ruling class then, "Let them eat cake." French ruling class now, "Let them drive Tesla."
When life gives you lemons: find some vodka and make limoncello.
I'm sorry your family had to say good bye to Princess Danger. She was a damn good dog.
Godspeed, GS, great things await
We need more volunteer forest servants to sweep the floors to stop fires.
Suffering from Santa Claustrophobia
Cool! I got picked for the El Chapo jury!! Hello, lunch out every day!
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Second place in People's Sexiest Man Alive. Again.
Oooo, look! A squirrel!!
If I can find any Red Sox fans in Cambodia tonight, they're drinking on me.
Is this working? Is this thing on?
Just enjoying quantum fluctuations
ALDS vs. MFY. Go ahead and unbuckle now.
- Zombie George Steinbrenner, 2018
Did you move to DC? We should meet up for a beer
Check your PM's.
Take the L
OMNIA RELINQVIT / SERVARE REMPVBLICAM
Piqued too late.
Peaked too soon.
It wpould help you to relax a little, this was inevitable.
I know a 3 game losing streak shpouldn't bother me this much...
Step on the throats of the bombers
I heard they reformed.
The Hugjunaughty are a plague.
hugju, or hugjunot. There is no trie.
The ones trained in hugjutsu do.
ninjas don't hug!
I'm not the only one who missed the long Houston 1-0 game. I did a web search and reported what I found but I recall being surprised that it was only a 13-inning game.
The Bergs store called. They're out of Rev.
Sorry, I sold Rev. for crack.
Jill Stein 4 Prison!!!
Great. We've created a Möebius loop of jerk.
@Reverend - start?
Good stuff j-man -- keep it up!
Changing my handle to Bergs so I can just start being a jerk.
hello i blog mostly for SBN nfl Sties https://www.patspulpit.com/2018/4/22/17267912/gronk-s-future and i like yt
Changing my handle to DJJ soon to confuse people - Bergs